And when you become the long-term face of a big brand, it can help make you seriously rich or establish you as a player. Doing commercials helps exploit ideas your first TV contract criminally under-rewarded; it can tide you over in a bad period; help fund your divorce or your big Highbury house extension It can underwrite you new work. He and Mark Williams are currently replaying the “Suits you sir” pair of kinky menswear assistants for The Link, the mobile phone shop.It’s a decision they all have to take. I liked its picture of a sort of Nick Hornby world of middle-aged provincial university types in sustained adolescence in Camden Town.)I think Whitehouse is completely wonderful, and I’m not sure how I feel about him doing commercials.

(I even quite enjoyed Happiness, despite Whitehouse’s evident fondness for the awful Johnny Vegas – nobody’s perfect. In intimidatingly clever company – too travelled, too forensically well-educated – I’d say I was getting my coat. In fashion moments, I’d explain that that week I was mostly wearing corduroy.It was invaluable shorthand, and I really mourned when The Fast Show finished. Some of it was co-written and performed by Harry Enfield – I think we got Stavros and Loadsamoney and Tim-Nice-But-Dim that way – and the rest was The Fast Show.All of it provided the links, the universal themes, for any garden-fence conversation or curtain-lectures I had going at the time. And there are some vaguely familiar social types, such as Lou, the carer, who talks soupy sociospeak, or the Home Counties Tory MP who’s a part-time bugger – but most of it comes from an inspired kind of panto-land.But for me, the stuff that almost held us together at times of national crisis over the past 20 years seeks to have come quite disproportionately from Paul Whitehouse. But they’re all magic realism and it was brilliant to rack up such a Guinness Book collection of catch-phrases – at least five and counting.But has Little Britain given us any shared insights into Modern Britain, Modern Types, The Way We Live Now, that side of things? Is it long-term bonding material?There’s some borrowed interest – Tom Baker’s voice-over, the introductory music and the panoramic sweep of characters.

Get over it, as Dafydd, the only gay in the village says in Little Britain.But how is it then that absolutely everyone knows the Little Britain songbook from end to end “Yes but no”, “I’m a laydee”, “Whatever”, the lot. Even though it’s never done anything like 20 million, even on BBC1. They debated each other in Conway Hall a few years ago – it must have been an absolute gentleman hacks’ festival, the audience presumably a mix of Fleet Street’s finest, somewhere between the Spectator party and the parlour pinks parade.
But without that workhouse rag-bag of biblical and Shakespearean tags and all those BBC reference points we used to call the common culture, we’re obviously sinking into a depraved multi-cultural Mockney slough where the only shared reference points are Jordan and Jodie Marsh (has she ever got a mouth on her? Is she really so keen on the two-ladies side of things or does she think it’s a turn-on for the male viewers? Does she get that curious effect by rubbing Bisto gravy granules across her face? Has she got any redeeming features?).You can blame Morecambe and Wise for dying, or David Jason for going to ITV, but the fact is that in a multi-channel world you’re never going to get those one-nation, 20 million plus audiences. I’m fascinated by the Hitchens brothers and their professional media leftie and media rightie counterpointing. The centre can’t hold, of course.

British social cohesion is going down the drain, no matter how the Daily Mail and the amazing Peter Hitchens try to pull us together. He declines, however, to name the year that he won said award.. “I have a certificate on my lavatory wall at home that says I am the Young Journalist of the Year, so I can’t possibly be the age that you say I am,” he says. Fair comment, but Debrett’s Distinguished People of Today says Walker was born on 23 June 1963, so he is not “very nearly” 40 but some years past it Walker was unabashed when called.

“I am very nearly 40 and I have never seen a Lib Dem government – and if I live to be 80 I very much doubt that I ever will,” he declared. “But it was the least I could do.”Age and accuracyThe Sunday Telegraph’s ubiquitous columnist Tim Walker said on Sky News that he didn’t know why there was so much fuss about Charles Kennedy. The LBC presenter was appalled at the lenient 12-year sentence handed out to Andrew Webster, who raped a 12-week-old baby. On Thursday morning, he interviewed Shy Keenan, founder of the Phoenix Survivors, an organisation that represents victims of abuse. Keenan said her organisation’s phones had just been cut off because it couldn’t afford the £800 phone bill, at which point O’Brien offered to pay it himself.”I haven’t told my wife yet,” O’Brien said later. But Rosenberg proposed that the total extra money on offer be carved up by the union, meaning that the worse-off got larger rises than 3 per cent, but the better-paid, like Rosenberg, received considerably less.Digging deepJames O’Brien puts his money where his mouth is.