But that doesn’t matter because they’re still managing to have it anyway Or something similar to it Even cigars are having sex in the White House. Not your strong point, really, whatever the sisters say now you’ve finally made your retrospective protest. And his wife put up with it (and the brewer’s droop) until he finally gave her the push. Now he’s no longer her husband, she’s told everyone what a shitty spouse he was Timing, Margaret.

Hurrah!Sex! In Whitehall! Robin Cook had it with six other women during his first marriage. Everybody’s doing it! Especially gay men!Sex! No more brewer’s droop, either. Just nibble occasionally at a tablet of Viagra during your night of clubbing, and you’ll never be a let-down Much better than smelly old amyl nitrate poppers. Because all men are rapists, even when they’re impotent!Sex! In night-clubs! You can still have it now, even when you’re impotent because you’re on ecstasy or cocaine. Wouldn’t that take the pressure off a bit?Sex! On the NHS! But we’ll all regret it when the first Viagra rapist hits the headlines. Except Fay Weldon, who reckons rape isn’t the worst thing that can happen to a woman.

And Germaine Greer, who may not mind as long as it proves her to be right about the overwhelming violence of male sexuality As usual. An “avalanche” of women are calling the Impotence Association and begging for help. Maybe we should start an Impotent Blind Date, and pair all the people who have no sex drive off with each other. You can tell because they’re all wearing little black dresses. And you can’t get anything sexier than little black dresses.Sex! Nobody’s getting any! Except Nicky, her unknown assailant, Greg and Carla and the new generals Women want it, but men can’t deliver it Women need little black dresses on the NHS No, wait Men need Viagra on the NHS No, wait Women need Viagra too.