The Prophet, which has sold over 10 million copies in English alone since its publication in 1923, counsels us to live a life of integrity, moderation and honesty, filled with love and appreciation of beauty, totally present in the real world. KAHLIL GIBRAN, the Leban-ese writer, poet and artist who is best known for his slim volume of spiritual inspiration, The Prophet, died in 1931 in New York of cirrhosis of the liver, the effect of years of heavy drinking on a weak constitution. He starts drawing a daily pocket cartoon at the London Evening Standard at 7.30am and is still on duty last thing at night when he watches Newsnight. Heath draws between 30 and 40 finished cartoons a week.Merrily Harpur says: “It can be like an examination. You sit down with a blank sheet of paper in front of you and think of 15 funny things in the three hours I like examinations – I suppose it’s part of the job But you do it for yourself as well It’s fun Most cartoonists are good fun.

That’s because they’re having a nice life, isn’t it? Having a good time. It’s like eating strawberries all day long.”From the Media page of `The Independent’, Wednesday 2 August 1989 The Law Report resumes with the Law Term in October. Tom Johnston, 36, draws about 32 cartoons a week, and reckons he earns about pounds 150,000 a year. When was the last time you saw a bunch of women sitting round cracking jokes? If you want a man to like you, you laugh at what he says. But there are a few of us with big enough egos to sit down and think our own jokes are funny.”For those who make it, the rewards can be handsome.

Most are turned down.One curiosity is the shortage of women cartoonists. Merrily Harpur, one of the select band and a regular Guardian cartoonist, says: “Perhaps the answer to that one is that most women have got better things to do than spend their day thinking up jokes Being funny is quite a male activity. In the daytime they work in an office, but at night they chew a pencil and try to think of an idea,” he said.Les Lilley, the Cartoonists’ Club chairman, is not pleased. “It’s true that we let in too many people a few years ago, but now we are very strict.” The club receives about six membership applications a week. It’s a gift.”The Cartoonists’ Club is an early port of call for would-be humorists. It has a membership of more than 200 and meets on the first Tuesday in the month in The Cartoonist pub, just off Fleet Street Insiders like Heath betray a certain impatience with it “Real cartoonists don’t have anything to do with that lot They give themselves names like Biffo and Bam.

“You have two ideas flying around in your mind, then suddenly they come together. A good idea will sell a bad drawing, but a good drawing will never sell a bad idea,” said one old hand.”Every cartoon is like writing a story,” said Heath. “The effort you put into it is huge compared with the reward I’m terribly insecure. But I thrive on it.”Other cartoonists describe the job as like “controlled daydreaming”. “The thing is to have a sideways view of life,” said Tom Johnston, the originator of punk cartoons. Successful cartoonists have to be original, consistently funny, know their market, and stay in fashion And you don’t have to be able to draw “The idea comes first.